darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

caaastiel:

sam

does your badge say that you’re special agent han solo

how the flying fuck did they even survive this long

c2oh:

WHAT FISH IS THIS IT’S A FUCKING TIRE MOTHERFUCK 

zillyh00:

dave’s collection of awful selfies

mishpala:

me when I’m reading an M rated fic and all they do is kiss 

justinshouseofdreams:

how to be gamer:

• play game
• congratulation u r gamer now
• anyone says ur not
• hit them with game device

megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

dorkly:

Xbox Fans Are Showing Their Support On Facebook

Oh wait, I mean - the exact opposite of that.

warawaraplaza:

hi five!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI FIVE CHARIZARD

MY NIGGA

ask-marcopolo-snk:

I-I’m sorry!!

pinako:

i never understood why people think it’s funny to make someone look gullible like no they trusted you and you lied to them that’s not funny it just makes you look like a dick

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